A gentleman is a patient wolf.
~ Henriett Tiarks ~
Give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you.
~ Mae West ~
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
~ Jean Harlow ~
Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30.
~ Catherine II Of Russia ~
I never married because I have 3 pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
~ Marie Corelli ~
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
~ Cher ~
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
~ Mae West ~
In passing, also, I would just like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on women.
~ Lady Nancy Astor ~
The male is a domestic animal, which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most
things.
~ Jilly Cooper ~
A women who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.
~ Anonymous ~
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
~ Agatha Christie ~
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
~ Dorothy Parker ~
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
~ Marilyn Monroe ~
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her De'colletage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
~ Jayne Mansfield ~
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
~ Coco Chanel ~
